Sexy stuff. Or at least I find it sexy. But then, I’m a snarky feminist old bitch with a penchant for the twisted. You may call me Miss Fussypants. If you must, you can find me at my blog, at Twitter and StumbleUpon. I read, hang out at, and, probably, Tumbl from these arthritic hot joints: * A Slip Of A Girl (a lingerie blog) * A Tad Too Much Tan For Taupe (a style & design-type blog) * Kitsch Slapped (separating the feminist shit from the kitschy stuff) * Nude-O-Rama (what fun!) * Pinkie & Blackie (blog by a lifestyle submissive who does phone sex too) * Shoe Fits (for the shoe obsessed) * Silent Porn Star (sex history, adult collectibles, art, and, yeah, porn) * Storybook Whorehouse (smutty cosplay and pornified classic fictional works) * The Pump & Grind (official blog of the shoe & foot fetish newsletter) Now you know what I get off on. Meh. PS You might wanna check these sites out too: * Independent Phone Sex Operators * IntelliSmut * The Vagina Adventures * Free Mobile Porn Videos * web cam girls * Independent Phone Sex Girls * Black Girls * 24-7sexgallery * Orhidea Sexpartner * Adult DVDTumblr (3.0; @smoke-n-mirrors)http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7e32c92e92fd1e485d98c722da0b19a8/tumblr_mmwrxrsxxG1r8by9no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://strictsoup.tumblr.com/post/50598043840/dotting" target="_blank">strictsoup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>dotting</p> </blockquote>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50929473220http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50929473220Mon, 20 May 2013 15:20:09 -0500art<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5ae0c7ed7818cc636270006ba4ee0107/tumblr_mlor1xliQK1qa10uwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50918673978http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50918673978Mon, 20 May 2013 12:40:09 -0500submission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d6b768c7e3fae57c2c045826f74295b/tumblr_mmsr2kIuay1rr4szko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50847031390http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50847031390Sun, 19 May 2013 15:20:27 -0500shoesstockingslingerie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l9sr1eoSmy1qzl21ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mydarkerside.tumblr.com/post/50596566245/cup" target="_blank">mydarkerside</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>cup</p> </blockquote>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50834240793http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50834240793Sun, 19 May 2013 12:40:13 -0500lingerieshoes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e0ecec78f6f222c02cf968c1aa48ec3/tumblr_mmv2npeZx31qlo66xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://autelephone.tumblr.com/post/50526781942/marilyn-monroe" target="_blank">autelephone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Marilyn Monroe</p> </blockquote>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50753910626http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50753910626Sat, 18 May 2013 15:20:19 -0500vintagephone sex<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mblbzuMDU11qku5zdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50742648923http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50742648923Sat, 18 May 2013 12:41:12 -0500linberieshoesstockings<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/621076d484fd0550632ffacdb2f32eca/tumblr_mmsw116NeO1s0x8fco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50672121067http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50672121067Fri, 17 May 2013 15:20:24 -0500submission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70cb9e2990d47396584844fe9579f02e/tumblr_mmwdvvSAul1qc29cqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://li-an.tumblr.com/post/50580705625/illustration-sil-vous-plait-alexander-wilke" target="_blank">li-an</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://illustrationsvp.blogspot.com/2013/05/alexander-wilke.html" target="_blank">Illustration s’il vous plaît: Alexander Wilke</a></p> </blockquote>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50670799559http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50670799559Fri, 17 May 2013 15:01:02 -0500submissionartvintage<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/348ff19c7dcce0398ae1fd9394ee4a9e/tumblr_mjp330Vz6o1rfc12eo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sadisticgames.tumblr.com/post/45419436259/when-i-give-you-a-reading-assignment-i-expect-you" target="_blank">sadisticgames</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>When I give you a reading assignment I expect you to finish it. </p> <p>Now you will read it aloud while I use you for My pleasure. </p> <p>Keep reading though, because every time you stop, I stop.</p> <p>Every time I stop that earns you five.</p> <p>That could be five swats with the crop. </p> <p>Five days without orgasm.</p> <p>Five minutes bound painfully.</p> <p>I may even split them up. </p> <p>Did you lose your place already? </p> <p>Well, that’s the first five then…. </p> <p>Now, start over. </p> </blockquote>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50663231058http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50663231058Fri, 17 May 2013 12:51:55 -0500submissionstoriesbooks<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec71f6d8d3f640b6c0675b6c7b4ce8da/tumblr_mj53of8riD1qb5izuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clevergirlswithhautesecrets.tumblr.com/post/50514238639/youre-late-fucker" target="_blank">clevergirlswithhautesecrets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you’re late, fucker.</p> </blockquote>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50663035406http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50663035406Fri, 17 May 2013 12:48:14 -0500stockingsphone sex<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4dfe29ff1fc96f1c0a33e23876ac8ea0/tumblr_mkyt64oQ351qeg5mno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50662941777http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50662941777Fri, 17 May 2013 12:46:25 -0500lingeriesubmissionsmoke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/203bb5c0ce08cbe5175d4988c2d95e90/tumblr_mmta7yd7U11rbaim8o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Another nun submits…</p>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50662617084http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50662617084Fri, 17 May 2013 12:40:18 -0500submissionnuns<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ba67ddba5525d9889e4bc7a66c9716b/tumblr_mmsf1cgHPk1s0nahoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50636633375http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50636633375Fri, 17 May 2013 01:01:29 -0500smoke<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad4e954825045792f8c17f56b9484111/tumblr_ml6xvuRnV71s77baxo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd1bf50a791f770cf6c96a2a0ad6730e/tumblr_ml6xvuRnV71s77baxo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thevintagethimble.tumblr.com/post/47855537899/nylon-stockings-during-wwii-silk-or-nylon" target="_blank">thevintagethimble</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small><strong>Nylon Stockings During WWII</strong></small><br/><small>Silk or nylon stockings were in extremely short supply by the summer of 1942, despite the presence of American GI’s In Britain who could sometimes get hold of stockings from the US. Most women had to find ingenious methods of dressing their legs. </small></p> <p><small>These pictures show a woman drawing in the seam-line on “Makeup” stockings with a device made from a screw driver handle, bicycle leg clip, and an eyebrow pencil, 1942.<em> (source: Bettman/Corbis)</em></small></p> </blockquote>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50636600478http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50636600478Fri, 17 May 2013 01:00:48 -0500vintagestockingsshoes<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c70b11b63472006e63d48efacd38c86e/tumblr_mmxhs4YKmV1qc0cxpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50636547438http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50636547438Fri, 17 May 2013 00:59:31 -0500vintage<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/01c705fb321bf531cc162989b0995cfc/tumblr_mm6ryoyRQ61re0c2uo1_r3_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twistedthoughtsofmine.tumblr.com/post/49453835673/no-one-ever-treated-me-like-that-she" target="_blank">twistedthoughtsofmine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“No one ever treated me like that” she thought…Discovering…Painful pleasures…This level…For the first time…Words were crossing over her mind  “Fuck…Why didn’t they!”…Kept moaning…</p> </blockquote>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50601558449http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50601558449Thu, 16 May 2013 16:25:14 -0500submissionstories<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ecb3a06ef97ef9b989180556c294a3fa/tumblr_mm6ilriF8E1s2qnq2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50601439461http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50601439461Thu, 16 May 2013 16:23:38 -0500submission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/321cf0f111ee832997894d4edd469876/tumblr_mmv4ia8gTE1qddd4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://farmd0g.tumblr.com/post/50532165833/breast-bondage-flood" target="_blank">farmd0g</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Breast Bondage Flood </p> </blockquote>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50601424027http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50601424027Thu, 16 May 2013 16:23:26 -0500submission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2594e974eb19b2aadbde824808711320/tumblr_mlz62ciTzU1s46f9zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Christina Hendricks</p>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50601303489http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50601303489Thu, 16 May 2013 16:21:46 -0500just plain kicks ass<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d14e960b0ebb875d38ce57bec4925a7/tumblr_mm4l8gYuvS1s10ilco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50597394666http://smoke-n-mirrors.tumblr.com/post/50597394666Thu, 16 May 2013 15:27:16 -0500stockingslingerie